Is it gay if you have socks on

Sock rule: If you have [socks on] it’s [not gay], because you’re not committed to the act. But if [no socks] are on then it is gay because you are committed to.
From it not being gay if you have socks on. It's wrong. It's only gay if your balls touch. Everyone knows that. Well, everyone I've touched balls with, anyway. M subscribers in the NoStupidQuestions community. Ask away!.